@piebald okay I think I pieced together today's nonsense and it has nothing to do with him lmao

@piebald eugen is the public face of the mastodon dev team who often makes extremely bad takes and I have no idea what's going on today but it sounds par for the course

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
If poetry is so great
Where is poetry 2?

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public service announcement re twitter: i am off that service permanently, there is at least one deranged person pretending to be me (not coincidentally the guy who constantly mass reported me and obsessed over my kids, etc) so just thought id clarify that

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reminder that "this motherfucker right here" is a perfectly acceptable, gender neutral way to refer to friends family and strangers alike

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Hello folx, I'm now accepting commissions in a fun new format! Pay what you want! Prices ranging from literally nothing to whatever. Contact me for more information!

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Our mother has been absent ever since we founded Rome
But there's going to be a party when the wolf comes home

Buzzfeed Presents: The Sixteen Funniest Numbers On The Front Of Your Credit Card, And The Three Most Epic Numbers On The Back

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While being suspended from hellsite is nice and all (they lock accounts on sight for botting and request a phone number, which they won't accept) it does put a damper on my ability to, you know, live.

If you like my ramblings, please consider tossing a few dollars in the cup to pull my bank out of the negatives ko-fi.com/Cables

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to be a dog is human. but to make post about it -- divine

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snouts.online is a friendly, furry-oriented, lgbtq+, generally leftist, 18+ sex-positive community that runs on mastodon, the open-source social network technology. you don't need a snout to join, but it's recommended!