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Hello! I'm completely new to this sort of thing, but I hope to meet some new folks here! I commission a lot of art, so I'll probably be posting that stuff here as well! Glad to be here!

Alright, just posted a write-up about the paradox of tolerance. This one will be visible on, so there will definitely be some discussion about it.

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Absolutely! So, spoilage is a pain, but there are a few tips that can keep you safe

1: trust your nose, if it smells bad it probably is bad

2: cook everything, especially if it’s questionable

3: Understand botulism. Here’s a handy link for that:

4: Remember the mantra, β€œwhen in doubt, throw it out”

Spoiled food can kill you far faster than starvation. Stop, think, and find another food source, it’s hard when you’re hungry, believe me, but it’s worth it!

Happy 6 months @otteruw8ing4 u nerd. love you a lot n can't wait to meet u irl in two weeks

happy 6 month anniversary to my darling sheep @apow πŸ’šπŸ’œ you are a truly loving partner and i have learned so much in our time together~ heres to the 6 months n the many more ahead sweetheart, im so glad to be spending it with youπŸŽ‰πŸ’šπŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ’œ

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@AndyDershon @hyperlink The Grog Pizza! "A secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye#2, SCUMM, Axle grease and/or pepperoni."

hey lets see whats happening here on snouts dot onli-

i have to leave goodbye

People have asked me if this is better or worse than the carrot hot dog.

At least the carrot hot dog was cathartic. At least when I finished it it felt like the evil had been defeated. That a price had been paid. That something had been lost, but the loss was over now. Cursed pizza was just as bad as the first bite every bite and just kept coming. Cursed pizza had no redeeming qualities and created nothing of value. It was purely bad

making this pizza is referred to as β€œbanana nutting”

when the pizza tastes like banana NUT πŸ’¦πŸ₯΅πŸŒπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ’¦πŸ₯΅πŸ˜©

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