@BarkingPoints Barking Point: KFC's new Chicken "Out of Leaving the Job You Hate Because You Don't Think You Can Find a Better One" Bowl.

Bit of a long title, but popular among wage slaves and salarypeople.

@BarkingPoints Sorry, I have to get this thought out of my head.

The chicken is fried extra crispy, like the consumer's brain after their shift.

It's also got mashed potatoes to represent the mushy, messy mass that is their dreams.

Finally, the whole dish is topped with jalapenos and buffalo sauce to represent the consumer's unflinching anger at their corporate overlords.

You see, the were on your side this whole time. Eat at KFC, because we understand you.

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