There are two wolves
Except one is a raccoon
That one is me

Hey you.
Yes you.
What do you have there?
Is that a shiney?
Don't lie to me.
Give it here.

Work stuff 

Got called off work due to freezing rain, ask me anything

THERE'S A RACCOON IN A TREE AT WORK! Sorry I'm excited because I've never seen a raccoon irl before.

So idk if it's the worst smell but it definitely makes the top ten, burnt garbage. We had a dumpster fire yesterday, I cleaned up today, I don't recommend.

It's slow at work so I'm chopping wood, I'm not built for this, I'm dying


It's Christmas day and I'm cleaning my car hahaha, wtf is wrong with me...

Everyone keeps saying merry Christmas you filthy animals. How dare they, I am clean, I had a shower, I ... Oh shiney in dumpster... *rummaging noises* ... What where we talking about?

:raccoon: Merry Chirrmas and happy holidays everyone :raccoon:

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