we have buttons on our work laptops that generate FIDO2 security keys when pressed
during the demonstration my dumb gay ass blurted out
"aw sick a keysmash generator"
and the poor DevOps manager had to give me a concerned explanation of why i should not use my password to be gay online
@DogMotif this is ascendant
@Ophillous i feel so bad for the people here who think i'm smart
this was not a slipup, this was the real me peeking out and saying "im; fufcking gay"
@DogMotif this is peak duende and it delights me to no end
@DogMotif Hmmm, interesting that your manager knows the context of that...
@DogMotif they're called FIDO2 because it makes your computer pupy
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