Goronic @[email protected]

Hey, I have a Ko-fi, so whether you want to thank me for drawing so much underwear, or bribe me to stop, consider throwing a few bucks my way. I'll be eternally grateful.
👉 https://ko-fi.com/goronic 👈

Of course, please only do it if you really want to. Nobody owes me anything, you'll only get gratitude in return, and I'll keep drawing undies regardless. :D

Howdy howdy! I'm Goronic. I'm an asexual cartoon opossum who lives in your garbage, and I have a strange fascination with drawing underpants. :D

And now it's back to normal. Did my mute list just take a nap until I checked to see if the stuff was still muted? Weird.

I would just abandon twitter entirely, but I have some friends who are most active there, and I can't convince 'em to come here, and I don't wanna lose track of 'em or lose contact with 'em. :<

So, Twitter does that thing where it puts random posts from your friends likes or follows in your timeline, and there's no way to turn it off.

There *was* a workaround, where you could mute various keywords to make it stop, but it doesn't work on mobile anymore.

I'm a furry, so I follow furries, and they follow furries, so every 2nd post on my twitter right now is a "your friend liked this hardcore porn" post

I'm asexual.

With a sex aversion.

Twitter sucks.

Have I ever mentioned that I want a fursuit or 30? Because secretly I want a fursuit or 30

I feel like I botched the interview. I was sleep deprived and nervous, so I had a hard time answering any of her questions. oHo;

Oh well. At least I'm 50% less stressed out now that it's over.

I have a job interview tomorrow.

I really don't want this job. The one I applied for was taken, so I'm being interviewed for something entirely different.

I've not had a single restful night since I applied, and it's been getting worse every day. I'm basically a screaming bundle of stress and hatred right now.

I also don't want to fail though. I really need the money, and there are no other jobs in an easy walking distance.

No matter how this interview goes, I lose.

Bumping my friend's underwerewolf art because you're all legally required to see it. 👀✨

Look! @[email protected] drew my pistachio underwerewolf. 👀

Original post: https://twitter.com/Bactover/status/1098615543081390080

Who is "fires up ass" and why are they calling me?

I can't stop drawing this fluffy pantsless man. Send help.

4-legged pants are harder to find than you'd think.

He found a hat.

Don't forget to check your underwear for spiders

I called back a few hours ago, but the manager said she was in a meeting and would have to call me back. Oops

I got a call back from that job application, but my phone didn't ring so I missed it. Voice mail said to call them on Monday. Oops! :D

Pompadour monster Jet found some ancient cursed legendary armor! Made with 100% real faux dragon bone! :D