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i accidentally screenshared my full desktop during a meeting and i had to explain this to my boss

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thinkin bout that time i made donuts w/ my mom and i made a couple of them an X shape and my mom was like "why" and i said "those are the donots" and she walked out of the room

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i'm at my work desk at 2am which contains:

- a work computer
- a much more powerful ffxiv computer
- a NUT button someone sent me

i'm an adult

i love the anima awoken books and all but can you imagine trying to fucking read this through the giant spinny magic glyph

"man, you've been reading that for hours"

"yeah, i'm pretty sure there's a book under it"

i don't know if i can support an instance that treats pizza like this, i'm sorry

hi i just got home why's everyone talkin bout pizza

this is the dumbest thing i've ever posted by like a few orders of magnitude

if smellovision had caught on, posting pictures of yourself would be called a smellfie

i know "oh, i play for the story" sounds like a casual thing but i just got my 5th job in a row to lv80 so i can play the ending to the role quest story


🎵 who lives in a giant bong under the sea 🎶

i know what people mean when they say "bday" but my brain just pronounces it like "bidet"

really want a replay mode for boss fights where you can turn the aoe markers off so everyone just looks like a badass psychic motherfucker

Binch :ghost_owo: boosted

@Kat "Well the tank bailed but you still have Zoidberg, YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!"

Binch :ghost_owo: boosted

i can't stress enough that canonically, the word "mog" means "fuck"

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