feel like it says a lot that every guide about "what to do if you're pulled over by a cop" is basically written in the exact same voice as what to do if you run into a dangerous forest animal and need to appease it

@Kat Steve Irwin giving advice on cops seems really out of character

but he's right.

it's really important poop.

@Kat Nah.

Usually dangerous forest animals will leave you alone if you don't fuck with them.

@Kat "when a pig latches on to you, push your thumbs in its eyes..."

@Kat I think I'd rather take my chances with the forest animal over the pig 🥓

(thread missing CW) Terran horribleness, law enforcement, violence 

(boost thread)

Sign in to participate in the conversation
snouts dot online is a friendly, furry-oriented, lgbtq+, generally leftist, 18+ sex-positive community that runs on mastodon, the open-source social network technology. you don't need a snout to join, but it's recommended!

snouts is supported by its community! check us out on patreon!

special thanks this month to these snouts! it's thanks to you we're able to make this place what it is! ❤️ | | | | | | | | | | | |