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life update, request for funds 

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come to think of it, "continued intrusive shitposting" is a good way to describe my posting style.

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I'm not grinding for clout I just don't have anything better to do while laying down waiting for pain to subside

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hyenas: if you're not laughing with us, we're not trying hard enough

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COVID-19, Vaccine, good news, humanity pulling together 

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if uhhh anyone wants to commission me cuz i may lose hours or my job ummm hmu lmao

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Reminded of unintended consequences in fiction when it's discovered that your use of jump drives in Stellaris is precisely why the Unbidden are coming to wreck your galaxy, because you've basically been slamming holes in their dimension so you can basically 1-day-ship your fleets places.

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Recession, AirB&B 

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naming a werewolf character Tessa Moon, which sounds very boring and stereotypical, until you realize that Tessa comes from a word meaning "to reap, to gather" and her true name meaning is Harvest Moon

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If the MLB cancels this'll be the longest amount of time the Seattle Mariners have gone without losing a game

california mutual aid (Sonoma County), twitter & cashapp links 

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while we're talking about neil cicierega and mashups: here's one I made a while back that still makes me cackle. it's called "it's," and it's... well, it sure is.

soundcloud.com/jace-fairis/its

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pun (misinformation) 

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Subject: Immediately Change Your Sphinx of Black Quartz' Judgment
Body: I have been a loyal scribe of Amun-Ra for almost a year, and

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actually it's only TERFism if it comes out of a (corrupted) radfem tradition, otherwise it's just sparkling misogyny

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Underpaid, Ignored, and Essential: A Coronavirus Sketchbook
Drawing the workers who cannot stay home thenation.com/article/society/

All cops are bastards.

But especially the cop that lives inside your head.

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Birdsite Observations, policing (~) 

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Birdsite Observations (~) 

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we know that many historical figures are much gayer than heterosexual historians admit. but let's turn this around. who is history's straightest human. who in history would you point to, comfortbaly, and say, this person never had a queer thought in their life, they were never even a LITTLE bicurious, ever

my opening offer for this position is Henry VIII. but i'm sure others will have great suggestions of who can win History's Most Heterosexual Human

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cannabis mention, research 

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