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PSA: If you have a problem with me, say it to my face.

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Public service announcement (PTSD adjacent, swearing purely for emphasis) Show more

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hyenas: if you're not laughing with us, we're not trying hard enough

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A big part of why my account's locked is anxiety.

Hopefully, with time, I can get over my anxiety.

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I guess I might as well make some , huh?

Hi, I'm Alexis (or Lex, or Lexi, or...) and I am yeen.

Also, as far as personality goes? I'm an open book bound in human flesh, chained to the shelf, and perpetually screaming.

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terfs, media bias Show more

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animal video (miniature horse), youtube Show more

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reminder to add alt text to your images if you can, they're very important for accessibility

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Wow, the government is still shut down? Quick, lets make our own support structures and organizational body and when they try to re open we say "Naw, we don't need you, we got this."

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Also: my zero hour contract gave me zero hours this week, if you can drop some money into my paypal so I can keep my rent, power, gas going it would be appreciated:

paypal.me/cloakable

anticapitalist youtube video (NonCompete), MST3K-style riffing off PragerU Show more

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It's called headbanging to vaporwave, and if you've never done it you've never lived

animal rescue video (flying fox in care), youtube Show more

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How Many Shitposts Do I Have To Make On Mastodon Before The Revolution Comes

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"you owe me a response"

"If you don't engage with me its because you know you're wrong"

"you're abusing the block feature"

cannabis edibles, cooking idea Show more

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current motto: "Everyone has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a seperate production environment."

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for the past six months I've been playing this great new online game where I made new friends who are all very funny and you click to unlock pictures of extremely cute people. you might have heard of it, it's called mastodon

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So I'm still not getting hours at my job, and looking for a new job has not proven fruitful. I haven't had time to update my shop, even though I do have things ready to sell.
If you've appreciated the solarpunk lectures and the cool flags I helped inspire, or if you just think I'm cute, throw me a few bucks so I can pay rent this month. If you like, you can put some prompts in your message and I'll write you a little thank you poem.
Thanks comrades. #TransCrowdFund
Cash.me/$carenl0ve
Paypal.me/#carinlove
:ancomheart: :trans_comm: :flow:

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im begging anyone who has a hamster: if you get a ham and they are constantly chewing the bars for the love of god put them in a tank or a bin you'll thank me later

self-dunking(?), solarpunk meta commentary trashpost Show more

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e-bike rambling Show more

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snouts dot online

snouts.online is a friendly, furry-oriented, lgbtq+, generally leftist, 18+ sex-positive community that runs on mastodon, the open-source social network technology. you don't need a snout to join, but it's recommended!

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