Selfie, eye contact, mh (+) Show more

parent, health, bad news Show more

me: [typing] I want to suck dick
me: hmm... *deletes* too vulnerable
me: [typing] I want to Sung Ding
me: 👌

Good morning I’m making cobbler and playing FFXIV.

I’m on behemoth as “Vogueby Madonna”

my large sons Gerald, Derald, and Slurp

Werewolf: If you get bitten, you become one of us

Me: and i can control it?

Werewolf: yeah

Me rolling up my sleeves: and theres no like, serious side effects?

Werewolf: not really

Me, extending my arm outward: so hypothetically if you just placed your maw right here and i slammed down on it like a staples brand stapler i would become a werewolf right now right

hey so!!! are you asking a specific question online and not getting any help?

make a second account and answer your own question incorrectly

people will be piling on to correct you with specific explanations within an hour

it works literally every time ive been doing it for years

Dogbomb, euthanasia, sadness Show more

Dogbomb, euthanasia, sadness Show more

Get yourself a tail big enough to be your own body pillow.

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