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paypal.me link, financial help wanted 

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To the person outside my house yelling "shut up about keyboards": no. I will not shut up about keyboards.

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*theme music, title card: Be Aware Of The Vulpix*

Hi, I'm Nowak. I'm a Snowpix from southern Massachusetts. I like snow, keyboards, computers, video games, and... other, things. I'm currently 26 years old and have no idea what to do with my life.

My hobbies include making my bad right arm hurt and then hating myself for doing so, staring at my computer all day and taking out my phone during family events.

Also it's "Novak"; blame Polish.

have a bad drawing of me I guess

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What makes me a good Vulpix?

If I were a BAD Vulpix *slams paws on table* I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE DISCUSSIN' IT WITH YA, NOW WOULD I?

Y'know, having Doom Eternal on preorder means I'll have $60 available in March 2020 so I can pick up Animal Crossing and play it with my boyfriend

Nowak :gaysparkle: boosted

You ever think about how FedEx Express stands for Federal Express Express?

I want you guys to look at this enemy lineup I got in Dragon Quest

german shepherd? oh, you mean deutsch schäferhund

Colonel, this is Snake. I'm trying to infiltrate this facility, but this goose keeps following me and honking loudly at pure random.

tfw you want to be an animal offline

money, unemployment (-) 

Star Citizen is still an alpha

just in case you were wondering

Nowak :gaysparkle: boosted

eagerly awaiting a shipping notification for a thing 🦊

food talk 

Pronouns day? ok

He/him is what I go by. They/them isn't but I'll allow it. She/her = no, do not.

job hunt (--------) 

I love the internet because you can post something with 69 in it and everyone will be like "nice"

Nowak :gaysparkle: boosted

Capitalism: Communism would mean the death of ownership! Say goodbye to having any personal goods of your very own.

Also Capitalism: Sure, you have a right to what you own, but we never actually *sold* you a product, we merely provided a service/product on loan for which your payment has currently run out. *said about literally everything*

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