Who’s interested in joining HoЯnT, my all transbian Nu Metal band?

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@Sapphicgiraffic Since when has that been a requirement for a nu-metal band?

@Caelyn it was a trick question and you nailed it, welcome aboard.

@Sapphicgiraffic Good news: I have a lot of problems that I'm mad about and I last played an instrument in 8th grade

@BestGirlGrace congratulations on becoming lead guitarist, I’ll just need you to e-sign a couple of forms real quick...

@Sapphicgiraffic I played the piano, but something tells me that doesn't matter.

@BestGirlGrace guitar is just a smaller, more portable piano where u mess with the strings directly instead of fucking with keys and hammers. It’s basically the Linux of pianos.

@Sapphicgiraffic I'm gonna compile my own guitar. See you guys in a couple years.

@BestGirlGrace @Sapphicgiraffic I can't wait to see the guitar/piano version of epoll.

@violet @Sapphicgiraffic I still don't know how to play it, but I got Doom running on this thing, and I know how to play that.

@CyclopsCaveman @BestGirlGrace it was kinda inevitable the moment she replied.

Anyways, how do you feel about percussion? Because we don’t have any percussionists yet and we’re gonna need *at least* four sooo...

@Sapphicgiraffic @BestGirlGrace i prefer to hang back and chill tbh. need a bass player?

@CornishRepublicanArmy @Sapphicgiraffic @BestGirlGrace i can’t play any string instruments but that doesn’t appear to really be an issue

@Sapphicgiraffic meee if you need a bassist and bass harmony singer 💖

@Pyretta 🤔 you sound like you actually know what you’re doing but I’m willing to let that slide for now. You’re in.

How do you feel about elaborate stage personas?

@Sapphicgiraffic fuck yes. It's not a show if i'm not bursting out of a coffin onto the stage all glammed up and ready to rock.

@Sapphicgiraffic I like to do glam goth and monster themes and I can sing(I have a decent range) and have a very expressive, dynamic face
Can I join the band too?

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