who else gets passive-aggressive with inanimate objects when they don’t do what you want?

me: *accidentally drops spoon* ugh 😖
spoon: 🥄
me: fine, be on the floor, see if i care 😒

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@Sapphicgiraffic me, seeing the shirt that doesn't fit well is my only clean one: ah so we meet again, Bastard

@Sapphicgiraffic *howling at a pen that rolled under the desk* Yeah?! You think you belong there?! Well fine, see how you feel outside of my tender hand!! (actual event)

@Sapphicgiraffic we’ve already lost enough of my spoons to disrespectful housemates I swear to heaven and hell if you lose another one of my good fucking fiestaware spoons DID YOU JUST FART ON ME?

@glamorshark i’m sorry, i’m tired rn. i did not abandon the spoon, i picked it back up immediately and put it in the sink. you know i love that kitchen set almost as much as you do 💖

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