do you know how many wolves the human body has? its 2. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many wolves as a baby? what if i could help you

I know you're all trying to figure out how to communicate with each other in this trying time, but I am NOT a homing pigeon. If you tie a horny message to my leg it will just get soggy in a pond. This is your final warning.

I went to the Western Union and demanded to know why I couldn't send any telegrams and they had the AUDACITY to laugh.

I bought Xiu Xiu tickets for the day after BLFC.

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@Webster my favorite part of Eraserhead is when the baby hit Spencer in the head and yelled "not the momma"

"I'm the baby, gotta love me!" - Eraserhead (1977)

Loveless by My Bloody Valentine, David Comes to Life by Fucked Up, Stop Making Sense by The Talking Heads

What is an example of an album that has no missed beats for you? An album that is amazing from beginning to end with no lulls?

I submit The Hounds of Love by Kate Bush.

There was a little killdeer beeping outside my apartment building.

When I was 13-years-old I thought "Holla" was a colloquial shorthand for "Hollow".

I thought Gwen Stafani was suggesting that she "ain't no hollow back girl".

*Woody voice* There's two wolves in my boot!

I talk about my own fursona an awful lot. I just love them.

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I want to hug birds, but I:

1) Shouldn't
2) Can't

You open a drawer. Webster is inside. You close the drawer again. You open a different drawer. Webster is inside.

Webster noisily requesting assistance getting his head out of your Quaker oats canister

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