Getting some good laughs out of this Oddly Specific Policy Generator based on Kamala Harris's bonkers student debt forgiveness plan.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a corporate tax program for Tea Party voters who open a subway that operates for 11 years in a refugee camp.
The generator is here: https://perchance.org/pgk4gv0c6p
Hey snouts, we had a close family friend pass away very suddenly and unexpectedly a couple of days ago, and their family needs help with funeral costs. If you have a few bucks you can chip in, it'd mean the world to them and us. Thanks.
I'm not saying you should try and take $125 from Equifax you're not strictly entitled to, because that would technically be fraud, and that's wrong.
What I am saying however is that a large corporation that stewards data designed to keep poor people poor and rich people rich should absolutely end up gouged for every cent they have, even if they hadn't allowed a data breach that could potentially ruin lives. ☕
Today may be the hottest day Europe has ever recorded 🔥 Please stay safe!
💚 Drink plenty of water and stay hydrated
💚 Shower in cool water when needed and/or wash your hands and face
💚 The UV index is high. If you go outside, try to wear a sun hat and keep to the shade
💚 Avoid unnecessary strenuous activity
💚 Carry a fan if you have one, and don't be afraid to use it
💚 Hide inside supermarkets or shopping malls if you need to. Especially if they have fridges you can stand next to awhile.
I've set up a new site for The Archiver, a #Myst community fan news magazine I produced with other members of The Cavern Today back in 2007-2008. It covered community news, as well as happenings and goings-on in Myst Online during the GameTap days. Check it out!
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snouts.online is a friendly, furry-oriented, lgbtq+, generally leftist, 18+ sex-positive community that runs on mastodon, the open-source social network technology. you don't need a snout to join, but it's recommended!