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About me:

1) I’m trans and gay
2) I was born to write
3) I love to run
4) I’m dumb as shit
5) I’m doing my best

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Hi! I'm Argyle, a 37-year-old Canadian trans woman who's into endurance running, werewolves, and writing spooky/funny fiction. I live near Vancouver. I'm a lesbian who married the perfect woman 13 years ago. By day I'm a frontend dev & I love pivoting what I've learned there into weird programmatic art projects. I edit the collaborative WEREWOLVES VERSUS anthology and run werewolf-news.com. I love that good good McElroy content and despise cilantro. This has been my !

Toot! v1.9.2 has been released!

itunes.apple.com/us/app/toot/i

This version is a smaller update that just adds creating polls and some bug fixes. OR DOES IT?

Here's what's new:

* You can now create a poll when posting a new toot.
* Fixed an issue that could make notifications stop arriving.
* Fixed clicking on links to toots.
* Fixed sharing screenshots.
* Added Toot! for Men.

Although! I have a possible thing coming up in October that involves doing work for a company in the education sector, and I would have 100% quit this current job just to take this new one on. Fingers crossed that it manifests!

Today I learned that my letter of notice at work was officially accepted. I was holding out hope that they would find a way to keep me on remotely, but nope. So ends four years at a very weird but cool company.

@argylewerewolf my folks actually have a jar of peanut butter in the pantry with garlic meant as a spicy addition to certain foods. I think you're on to something

@argylewerewolf when it gets hot enough it just becomes peanut sauce

Peanut butter is a condiment suitable for all meals, fight me

I’m stopping to say hi to some friends and their little one as I pass through Seattle on Wednesday and I got asked a very touching question

petty snipe at a tech podcaster 

@ionlydatemonsters okay I paused the Van Helsing ep to report that I will GO to the MAT defending the fact that the Underworld Lycans are EXTREMELY fucky

The worst part about running a Kickstarter that's not going to make it is not the disappointment or what-ifs, it's the people who come out of the woodwork to tell you all the things you SHOULD have done differently, as though hiring a PR company is affordable, or dedicating myself to 240 hours of non-stop promo work is feasible.

I see lots of Wolf Guy posts, and for good reason, but I would just like to posit the existence of Wolf Lady, who has a stiletto manicure on her fingers AND her toes, unshaven pits and forearms, will crush you between her thighs only AFTER you carefully remove her $200 nylons, and never ever uses more than 7% of her power for anything. Me. I'm describing me.

@mood I’ve said your display name out loud five times in a row and each time brings me more delight

I see lots of Wolf Guy posts, and for good reason, but I would just like to posit the existence of Wolf Lady, who has a stiletto manicure on her fingers AND her toes, unshaven pits and forearms, will crush you between her thighs only AFTER you carefully remove her $200 nylons, and never ever uses more than 7% of her power for anything. Me. I'm describing me.

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