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How could Harry have not seen the signs? The wand danced in the air, green fire lighting letters in the space between air and energy -

I AM TOM BRADY, the words read.

No. No. Not like this, Harry thought. Surely Hermione would be coming any second to snap him to sense and reason. The letters rearranged, dancing almost to torment the young wizard to be.

They now spelled A DIRTY MAMBO.

Lou Bega stood revealed /pp.596 of 657\

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*two unrelated neurons in my brain suddenly make a fleeting, harebrained connection* ah, a post

there may be a zone for taurs, but taurs should not be merely contained within that zone

it's taursday, friends: give it a try

to play space station 13
you must first learn to ctrl+f

it's all downhill from there

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when you wanna be affectionate but the first "hug" sticker in your telegram sticker list is

pretty sure @garrcanine is correct

my pokesona is a big mass-pokeball-opening-in-a-teleporter-accident

I'd totally be a big awful typhlosion(taur) tbh

fucked up that i got the new sweet bro and hella jeff book

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let's share the pain with the whole world, my friends

my promise to you: if you make a bad post that hurts, i will gladly assist in making it worse

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