Pavlov: the dogs salivate when I ring a bell

Me: weird. Why?

Pavlov: they connect two unrelated events due to repeated conditioning

Me: haha stupid animals

Pavlov: the experiment took 69 days

Me: nice

GM: “As you reach the final cave, you see a giant red-scaled dragon”

Me: *raises hand*

GM sighing “He thinks you’re cute”

Me: *lowers hand*

hey so if y'all recall that near-eviction disaster we had last week we managed to pull through and fix it but I didn't account for the fact that after dumping all my money into it I might not have enough for gas or toll money to go to my next show at work and closed donations bc I didn't want to take more than I needed but whoops I'm dumb and can't do math.

I don't wanna take more donations tho so if you somehow haven't bought my music before and wanna give it a shot:

asseasexhale.bandcamp.com/

I see Pokemon Sleep and I just imagine @Ace trancing all the Lucarios in the instance

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since I can say this here without having my account yeeted into the Great Darkness:

fuck terfs

patreon.com/edgedestroys

hey if you missed it I launched a patreon yesterday tell all your friends

(still kinda WIP I'm open to suggestions for additional rewards)

Tumblr user exsanguinationforfunandprofit (that’s a mouthful) made this and I needed to share

vaguely horny, pokémon Show more

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