It is finally somewhat cool outside. So I can become incredibly, luxuriously fluffy.

9/11, sincere 

there was a forza question in my trivia league so thank you @RussellTheFox

Snouts is officially one year old! Happy anniversary, y'all.

I'm so proud of this community. I've met so many wonderful people through snouts that I never would have otherwise, and I'm so grateful to everyone that helped in building this little fuzzy corner of the internet together.

I love y'all.

"Excuse me," the man - a foreigner, by his strange accent and clothes - said, "are you William Shakespeare?"
Will rolled his eyes. Fame was nice, but right now he just wanted to have a few drinks with his friends. "No, I'm the Earl of fucking Oxford."
"Yes!"
The man disappeared.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Pavlov: the dogs salivate when I ring a bell

Me: weird. Why?

Pavlov: they connect two unrelated events due to repeated conditioning

Me: haha stupid animals

Pavlov: the experiment took 69 days

Me: nice

GM: “As you reach the final cave, you see a giant red-scaled dragon”

Me: *raises hand*

GM sighing “He thinks you’re cute”

Me: *lowers hand*

hey so if y'all recall that near-eviction disaster we had last week we managed to pull through and fix it but I didn't account for the fact that after dumping all my money into it I might not have enough for gas or toll money to go to my next show at work and closed donations bc I didn't want to take more than I needed but whoops I'm dumb and can't do math.

I don't wanna take more donations tho so if you somehow haven't bought my music before and wanna give it a shot:

asseasexhale.bandcamp.com/

I see Pokemon Sleep and I just imagine @Ace trancing all the Lucarios in the instance

meme, top/bottom bingo 

since I can say this here without having my account yeeted into the Great Darkness:

fuck terfs

patreon.com/edgedestroys

hey if you missed it I launched a patreon yesterday tell all your friends

(still kinda WIP I'm open to suggestions for additional rewards)

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snouts.online is a friendly, furry-oriented, lgbtq+, generally leftist, 18+ sex-positive community that runs on mastodon, the open-source social network technology. you don't need a snout to join, but it's recommended!

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