winning the battle royale by trouncing all users in a row, finally establishing myself as the champion after physically chucking @masanbol into the sea

the phrase "winner winner chicken dinner" is deemed threatening to avian lifeforms, and I am instead rewarded with a resounding chorus of "you done did it"

@caymanwent otters are good swimmers so this is not a very effective way to defeat me

@masanbol @caymanwent this is another patented otter lie, otters don’t know how to swim but have made very convincing videos showing them in water doing swimming-adjacent activities like stacking cups incorrectly

@Ace @masanbol @caymanwent otters are secretly tiny gsheps that never learned how to properly puppy

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