My boss is on some shit
@caymanwent oh my god
@caymanwent he is inches away from shouting "WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH"
@kelerak that is exactly the vibe I get
@caymanwent The inches all around us...
@caymanwent is he a high school football coach on the side
The man within the man
The love within the love
The sin within the sin
the dog within the dog
@caymanwent ask him what breed of dog his fursona is
-my WIFE took the HOUSE in the DIVORCE
@realmaxkeeble -never MARRY an American WOMAN
@caymanwent instructions unclear, I will spend the rest of the day fighting dogs with a yardstick
@jimpjorps sounds more fun than the bullshit I have to do
@caymanwent these sound like quotes from the art of war but just completely destroyed
@caymanwent wtf does the first one even mean?
@caymanwent Inches you say... would those be real life inches, or internet inches? LOL. ;)
@caymanwent listen all im saying is ever since the wolf dude story I can't decontextualize a dog surrounded by inches okay
@caymanwent that first one, is your boss a ferengi?
@caymanwent i'm glad that we have the metric system here... ;)
@caymanwent CUT my life into PIECES, this is my Last Resort
lewd, food, caps
they did SURGERY on a GRAPE
my BUSSY hurt
it's my BIRTHDAY can I get some BOOSTS
@caymanwent The inches are inside me, and I'm inside out! THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME!! aaaaaa!!
@caymanwent I hope your boss gets help with his cocaine problem!
*quietly laughs as I leave*
@caymanwent give me inches or give me death
@caymanwent is your boss a Metal Gear boss
@caymanwent is your boss a Ferengi-Klingon?
@caymanwent size queen
@caymanwent "some shit" being cocaine, probably.
@caymanwent what exactly is the relationship between profit and honor? you'd think it would be the other way around. Fire your boss to retain your honor.
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