*slamming the door behind me, wild eyed” the INCHES are all around us!!

“It is not the dog in the fight, but the fight in the dog.”

—a lucario, probably

@caymanwent he is inches away from shouting "WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH"

@caymanwent is he a high school football coach on the side


The man within the man

The love within the love

The sin within the sin

the dog within the dog

@caymanwent instructions unclear, I will spend the rest of the day fighting dogs with a yardstick

@jimpjorps @caymanwent do not do this. Spend your day playing with dogs and giving them head pats.

@caymanwent these sound like quotes from the art of war but just completely destroyed

@caymanwent Inches you say... would those be real life inches, or internet inches? LOL. ;)


@caymanwent i'm glad that we have the metric system here... ;)

@caymanwent CUT my life into PIECES, this is my :t1: Last Resort :t2:

lewd, food, caps 

@caymanwent The inches are inside me, and I'm inside out! THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME!! aaaaaa!!

@caymanwent I hope your boss gets help with his cocaine problem!

*quietly laughs as I leave*

@caymanwent what exactly is the relationship between profit and honor? you'd think it would be the other way around. Fire your boss to retain your honor.

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