let's take a moment to remember the horrible four legged chocobo from assassins creed origins

@caymanwent Assassin's Creed: Killed A God And Now I Have To Ride THIS Bastard

@Lollie the unholy union between ubisoft and square enix must be stopped

@caymanwent An entire Cursed Monkey Paw curls up at once. Ubisoft and Square Enix are no more, but Ubisoft and Nintendo are now exclusive partners, and the next Assassin's Creed gives us:

Four Legged Yoshi

@SpookyFleas "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."

-Einstein, probably

@caymanwent put that thing back where it came from or so help me

@caymanwent oh boy I really need to see this movie 🙃

@caymanwent I was perfectly happy not knowing this existed

@caymanwent there is a reason I was very careful about the cropping and framing of my chocobo mount in screenshots

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