let's take a moment to remember the horrible four legged chocobo from assassins creed origins
@caymanwent Wwwwwwwwhy. Why this. Why did this happen.
@Lollie because god is dead
@caymanwent Assassin's Creed: Killed A God And Now I Have To Ride THIS Bastard
@Lollie the unholy union between ubisoft and square enix must be stopped
@caymanwent An entire Cursed Monkey Paw curls up at once. Ubisoft and Square Enix are no more, but Ubisoft and Nintendo are now exclusive partners, and the next Assassin's Creed gives us:
Four Legged Yoshi
@Lollie I crave death
@caymanwent do we have to? :<
@SpookyFleas "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."
@caymanwent that's what i call i hybrid
@caymanwent four seat hybrid convertible
@caymanwent put that thing back where it came from or so help me
@caymanwent oh boy I really need to see this movie 🙃
@caymanwent I was perfectly happy not knowing this existed
@caymanwent oh my lord
@caymanwent there is a reason I was very careful about the cropping and framing of my chocobo mount in screenshots
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