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everyone is going to stop listening to my music because of this part of a video I'm working on
just realized the FWA dj submissions are open and I panicked to get one in but before hitting submit I realized I don't know if I'm doing BLFC AND FWA or only BLFC and I'm fuCKED UP, I haven't missed going to, or playing at FWA since my first set in 2014 and it feels like a tradition to party with all my friends there that I don't wanna break but like... I've also played 5 years in a row and that could be room for someone new if I don't go. idk I wish BLFC and FWA weren't so close!!!!!!! fuck!!
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one of my friends hmu asking for a picture of me flipping off the camera because they're doing a beat tape and want the cover art to be a collage of their friends doing that and I look like the most angst ridden gardener possible
but also like... they're decent pictures lol
oh right I mentioned spoiling the 1st song for the 2nd plasma cutter album even though the 1st album isn't even out yeah huh......
I was like WELL OK THE FRUIT OF THE LOOM LOGO NEVER HAVING THE CORNUCOPIA LET'S DO THIS IF IT EVER EXISTED MY MOM MIGHT STILL HAVE CLOTHES THAT OLD so I texted her a picture of the cornucopia logo (APPARENTLY MOCKED UP SINCE IT NEVER EXISTED) and all I said was "do you have any clothes that have this logo, like with the cornucopia?" and shes like "no, actually I didn't realize until now that I don't think the cornucopia no there -anymore-" LIKE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THERE TOO AND SHE'S LIKE 57
as seen on gay TV. inventor of plants. runner up in a favorite grandson contest. nsfw he/him.
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