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one of my gayest crimes

today is ace and ryan's anniversary and that is good but it is a reminder that capitalism is bad because they paid me to put bold stroked impact text on their wedding invitation and I actually did it

Haha funny picture

One of my worst personality traits: despite the kinda recurring "oops these not white people's village kinda got obliterated in the crossfire of chasing ancient treasure that saves the world" theme, if I was in a coma I'd want hooked up to a VR of All Uncharted Games Ever.

Cool that I sorted out it wasn't a fungal infection without blowing money on urgent care but yeah, hopefully whatever got that blood there in the first place is ok

Ok managed to fix my ear??? Tried using the ear syringe while pulling down and outward on my ear lobe and actually cleared the biz that had me freaking out

**Gross part**

The syringe sucked out like, a decently big clot of bloody ear wax so uh good I can hear again and it doesn't feel like my skull is full of foam but I'm not thrilled that the blockage was bloody ear wax lol. I didn't do anything yester afaik especially in my sleep to make my middle ear bleed so idk

Lmao

reminder: acacia is good

Made new eyebrows for acacia and also made a muzzle out of key rings and spare strap material I had so I could clip him to my belt of I take him to pride and wanna take a break from wearing him but not like carry him with my hands. (I swear my intent was just to make something that would work as a carrying device lol)

does someone ever ask you how you're doing and in your conversation you end up being maybe too honest about it and wonder if you should've pulled back a bit lol

got old stuff I gotta catch up with but yeah I gotta make like $300 asap so yeet capitalism crush me to death I gotta take on more work and I'm anxious as hell about actually getting that much work

one of the most problematic things about me is sometimes I'm still like "the sheriff of nottingham's balls probably smell good"

I could be cancelled for worse takes tbh

god I need to figure out what the hell I want to do with my patreon, I set it up then got distracted with all the stressful shit in my life for like 4 months straight and haven't had much to update on it at all which OOF

RIP to everyone on birdsite, I'm making moments today that basically will be art and music portfolios but I have to binge post a lot of work to put them together lol

there are a lot of pictures on the internet but this picture of giada de laurentiis is definitely one of the best ones

tbh I hate the idea of gendered fragrances so I'm not proposing these scents I mocked up as "for men" options, but high key I wish companies like Bodycology had more options that aren't just floral or sweet. SUCH AS:

the people who lived in this house before us didn't leave the mail key behind so we have to print out our lease (we don't have a working printer) and pay $35 just to fucking get our mail oh my god I'm gonna go feral I'm sick of having to pay for shit lksdflkasdf