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if jojo was the lead singer of creed he'd say "yare yare YASSAAAYYY"

heavy is the head that wears the cat ear headband

is it cloutchasing if i save my best posts for when duende and hyperlink are online because i know i'll get free boosts

are you a top? you know legally if you are you have to tell us

twenty twenty twenty more gallons to go
i wanna be inflated

too worn out to go to a watching party lol

i guess im not completely well yet cause im tired & social'd out by 6pm lol

it's my horny ill be on main if i want to

i bust my ass five days a week so is it really so bad if when the weekend rolls around i want to bust someone else's ass for a change

joaquin phoenix? more like wacky 'n funny antics! jokes!

blow me

can't wait to get out of work and aaaaa

who in boston wants to go thrift shopping with me

if they're hot as hell, dumb as bricks, and solve mysteries they're called a colombo

lush sells werewolf condoms now

MICExpo is this weekend at Lesley University, it's a free indie comic convention and im going tomorrow, meet me there!

anybody know of a store with good furry tiddy mousepads

i want back massage

feel like pure shit just want my sinuses back

the prequel to five guys burgers and fries

i have acquired dayquil and breakfast and im somewhat better

im sick and sore and tired and im taking the day off

taking the day off tomorrow due to blegh

ive broken a few eggs lately and i really hope i make an omelette soon