Banning me from this website would only make me more powerful than you could possibly fathom
@hyperlink you should charge your phone
@hyperlink might fuck around and use 11% of my power
@hyperlink ...what would 20% look like?
@LexYeen pray you never learn
@hyperlink ...but what if I want to?
@LexYeen @hyperlink 20% power is Hyperlink turnt on (non-alcoholic) seltzer, naked except for a 3XL gray hoodie and sunglasses, bouncing off the walls and running around a hotel lobby at 3:00 AM screaming “I’M PUPPY”, knocking down security guards and escaping on foot just before the SWAT team arrives.
Afterwards, no one can quite recall what he looked like and all the security footage has been mysteriously erased. Experts are baffled and the case remains unsolved.
@hyperlink common misunderstanding. You're only using 10% of your power at a time for different tasks but over the course of a day 100% of your power is utilized at some point, just not all at once. Using 100% at once would just give you a seizure
@hyperlink Gotta do the die and respawn grind to get masterwork armour
@hyperlink Do you operate on Jedi rules or Saiyan rules?
@Manik i don’t operate on rules whatsoever. except that, “hyperlink rules”
@hyperlink Dang I can't believe you got me
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