the nintendo wii’s power button lights up in deep purple, to tell you it is thirsty.

this light gets more intense over time. the thirstier it gets

you have to hurry. you have to go so quickly, to get the nintendo wii the liquids it needs. the liquids to quench it

the light is getting brighter. all the miis are crying. you have to hurry

run. run inside the gamestop. ask him for the liquids. he has done this before. he knows the ones to get. he has made himself an expert at this. he knows how to do it. he knows how fast he needs to move

it will be expensive. but you have to pay. you can see the purple light from here, inside the back of the game stop. it will cost you. but the nintendo wii is thirsty. all the miis are crying. so it has to be done

Follow

ignore the speed limit when you drive home. all the stop lights are purple. the sky is purple. all the cars are parked on the sides of the free way. look inside and see your miis sitting there. crying. there are no cops anymore. just your wii, and its desire. drive as fast as you can

@starwall instructions for what to do when your wii gets thirsty

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@hyperlink thank you for this wonderfully haunting exploration of the nature of games as a service

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@bclindner just reflecting on a feature of nintendo "Wii"

@hyperlink dont even know where to start with you today

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