a vending machine is simply an authoritarian fridge



@hyperlink "smash the state!" I yell after jiggling a vending machine for a free Baby Ruth and accidentally tipping it over

@a_bun @hyperlink i insert my quarter-on-a-string which is labelled "this machine kills fascists". i yank it out of the machine giggling evilly. i raise the wildberry poptarts up to my sparkling eyes. i mutter "jackpot" with satisfaction

@hyperlink worse: it's a capitalist authoritarian fridge.

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