Kobi LaCroix @[email protected]

Hey, I’m Kobi. I draw weird furries and play keyboards in a progressive rock band. I like fajitas, synthesizers, long walks, hot showers, communists, and bowling.

An old man with a guitar tried to explain to us, in song, that they weren’t there to turn people into werewolves but to contain and reverse an unexpected outbreak of lycanthropy. I suspected that the truth was somewhere in the middle: the old experiment that got out of hand. I was disappointed that we never got to see any actual werewolves. I imagined there were a few who just became wolves and inadvertently lost their humanity forever, and that was really depressing.

Was with some people at a school that was rumored to be secretly conducting lycanthropy experiments on students. The building had a basement with at least 4 sub-levels, and around SL2 we noticed things like claw marks on the walls and spotted an occasional medical worker. SL3 had significantly more medical staff running around, and a notice posted on the entrance to SL4 read “we cannot guarantee your safety beyond this point.” A couple of us wanted to go in, but then I woke up.

Maybe people are afraid of werewolves because the ones they meet are usually first-timers who haven’t figured out how to wolf yet.

Today in well-intentioned ideas guaranteed to turn out badly: “Oh no, I’ve turned into a wolf under the full moon! Here come some people. I’ll give them a big toothy grin to show I’m not a threat!”

“That entire country is brainwashed,” said an entire country in unison.

I actually suffer a lot of fools. Shit-tons of fools. Every day, fools, fools, fools. Let ’em walk into my house, eat my food, pester me with their garbage opinions.

Happy Indigenous Werewolves’ Day.

All Dogs Are Qualified for the Presidency

Have you dreamed the muffin man?

Warning: This product is made in a factory that also processes Pakistan.

concept gender, not intended for mass production, no cash value, no purchase necessary, returns for store credit only, offer void in Connecticut, enlarged to show texture, do not bend, (okay you can bend a little), contains milk, produces eggs, made in Pakistan, tumble dry low

Thought I had a great mix on a song until I realized half the cymbals were muted.

Being unable to eat or breathe without a head, the body would probably go into hibernation.

So if you see a fat hydra, they may be planning to gain a head.

If you cut off one head, two grow back. If your hydra can magically break the laws of physics, they grow back instantly. Otherwise, it could take days, weeks, or months to fully recover. Neural pathways have to be completely restructured.

Thinking about hydras and how the process of removing and regrowing heads might actually be really complicated.

Ever feel like a hundred years’ worth of bullshit just happened in one day?