Kobi LaCroix @[email protected]

Hey, I’m Kobi. I draw weird furries and play keyboards in a progressive rock band. I like fajitas, synthesizers, long walks, hot showers, communists, and bowling.

My brain: “Aren’t you worried that by investing creative energy into developing an avatar of your inner conflict with ideas of identity and authority instead of confronting these issues directly, you’re only deepening the rupture in your self-schema and driving yourself towards a psychotic break?”

Me: “Yes, and shut up.”

I invented a fanless computer.
Nobody liked it.

–Kobi, aged 37

me and the boys* about to milk the quad-cowtaur**

*also me
**also also me

A taur, but with three extra bodies arranged in a cross shape. They wouldn’t be able to walk much, but they would be useful for other things.

I’m sorry if this is also cringe.

Britain you just voted cringe! You are going to loose Northern Ireland!

I think the fish is a much better Christian symbol than the cross. The former exalts the work of common laborers; the latter exalts the sacrifice of a Great Man.

This might be 101 level stuff again, but I’ve noticed how fascist symbols are often things like suns, lightning bolts, crosses, swords etc. Things that suggest a greater power, either in the hands of an elite few, or a power beyond all human control. The suggestion is a world that is simply “meant to be”.

Contrast that with communist and socialist symbols: hammers, scythes, plows, paintbrushes. Tools used to build, create, and shape, suggesting a world that is what we make it.

They need a cape. Or a caparison.

I was thinking they should wear a bunch of rings (because Saturn), but rings would probably slide right off their tentacle fingers.

That big bellymouth is the only mouth they speak with.

Another possible design for the Sheriff of Saturn.

more nostrils = more nose rings

I just heard back from the Supernatural Placement Agency. They said their dog slots are all full for the next 600 years, but I can reincarnate as a badger.

Designing an executive space chimera is difficult.

Radical centrist community organization Food But Also Bombs (Mostly Bombs)

I did three whole takes of this thing. Why?

Honestly just kick all the instruments.

Every drum is a kick drum if you’re angry enough.