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im pretty sure this place uses the Law & Order font except the & is different

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gonna go get a bourgeois latte, with a flavor like "pink peppercorn" or perhaps "cardamom"

Listening to "redemption song" play over the Walmart sound system.

OCs at 15: This is Darkspear The Dragon, his heart is a dying star and he has four parents, each more powerful than the last

OCs at 25: this is Colin the Parrot he looks like Gregory Universe and works at a gas station


@Rei im going to link you a piece of pro wrestling merch out of the blue because i think you'll appreciate it

- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

@koyunlu this is a very “I’m an adult with a graduate degree in the humanities” moment

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I accidentally hit a button or something and my mastodon app reads all my posts aloud in a robot voice after I make them anyway penis penis penis penis penis

im gonna tell your cat about unions i swear to god

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