tales from taco bell 7/?
Customer: Oh mighty taco gods, may I please have two beefy Frito burritos?
Me: [summoning my booming inner god] Granted. What else do you desire, my child?
Passengers: [stifling laughter]
Customer: Uh, yeah, 2 medium baja blasts and a Dr. Pepper
Me: Denied. The taco gods will not grant Dr. Pepper for the machines lie fallow, but you may take a root beer or cherry pepsi instead.
Customer: We'll do a cherry pepsi.
Me: I shall accept your offerings of coin at the window.
tales from taco bell 5/?
me: Hi what can I get for you today?
a high pitched voice from the passenger side: I'll have the chalupa craving's box and can I have the taco in that fresco style?
me: Sure, what to drink with that?
passenger: A diet please. [slightly lower volume] What are you getting?
driver, who sounds like male Commander Shepard: I'll get a chalupa craving's box. And a baja blast. Large.
passenger: --Chad, you don't need a large.
Chad, continuing: And can you make that taco a Doritos Locos?
me: Absolutely. Anything else?
Chad: Yeah. Can I get 4 Doritos Locos Tacos?
passenger, basically squeaking in the background: *CHAD!* You don't need *FIVE* TACOS!
me: Ok does everything on the screen look correct?
Chad: Actually, can I get 3 of those to be firey?
passenger: CHAD! YOU DON'T NEED THAT MUCH, CHAD!
me: Yeah. Does your screen look correct?
passenger: CHAD! That's TOO MUCH CHAD! *CHAD!*
Chad, with somber confidence: Yes.
tales from taco bell 3/?
[a guy pulls up to the speaker, 50 minutes after we've closed the store]
the overly polite robotic feminine voice: Thank you for your visit, but we are currently closed! Please visit us again during our normal business hours.
a man, bellowing: SSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTT!!!
my boss over the intercom, matching volume: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[the man immediately drives off]
Fuck a world of forced specialization. You can be a farmer AND a philosopher. You can be a carpenter and a portraitist. You can be a lawyer and an electrician. You can be a mycologist and a flautist, a bookbinder and a skateboarder, a chemist and a stripper, an upholsterer and an Aramaic scholar, a gymnast and a fisherman. You can be so many things, any combination of things that you love or like or are interested in or want to try. Idgaf! If you only want to do one thing? That's fucking awesome and good too!
But I refuse to accept a world where a farmer must be just a farmer, a carpenter just a carpenter. Labors of body, mind, and spirit can all fit together, no matter what capitalism says.
Playing SNES Starfox tonight, I recalled a distinct memory as a kid playing Starfox 64.
The first few times I got to Andross, I was so frightened by that face that after losing once to him, I would intentionally crash myself in the corridor until game over cause I didn't want to face him again.
(I did eventually beat him later)
extremely good news, lots of caps
I GOT ACCEPTED IN THE MASTERS I APPLIED TO LAST YEAR LMAO
AND IT'S FREE OF CHARGE BECAUSE MY GRADES BACK IN UNI USED TO BE CONSISTENTLY 10/10 WITH HONORS!!!!!!!!!
FULL STACK DEV HERE I COME WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
finally something good!!!!!! i'm gonna get a little piece of cake to celebrate, even if we're extremely tight on money right now....i deserve this little bit!!!!
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Trans non binary, might be a furry.
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