"Hey I'm gonna need you to get vitals on Mrs. Johnson ACAB, please."
"Don't you mean ASAP?"
"I know what I fuckin said"

Literally no one:
Discord's startup screen: BINGLEBONGING THE SKOOKYDOOKS. DEBOOBENING THE BRINGLEBRAPS. TINKLE TINKLE HOY. DISCOMBOBULATING THE TACO CATS. IT'S 2007.

You know, I kept seeing "oatmeal discourse" and thought someone named oatmeal did something problematic but

oh.

nope.

hhrhhrffgg major kira I'm trying to spy on quark to catch him in his illegal business transactions but the clap from my gooey amorphous ass keeps giving me away

All Cops Are Bastards Except Constable Odo

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oh shid.....oh fuggg...........I'm finally drawing again,,,,,

Pokรฉmon Directly Throw Spoilers Into the Sun

"You keep rooposting with an isaac icon"
shut your fuck up kid. shut the up your fuck

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Trans, and I cannot stress this enough, rights.

Remembering when my mom wrote "shirt post" in a text

"James why are you crying"
*incoherant happy sobbing, babbling, and squealing*
"You saw pictures of opossums on the TL didn't you"
*emphatic nodding with happy sobbing, babbling, and squealing*

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