Pinned snoot
Pinned snoot

List of evidence that I am a dog IRL:

-Immediately perks up at strange noises
-Tilts head when confused
-Doesn't like vacuum cleaners
-Tempted to put head out window while driving, and actually did briefly once
-Sheds a lot
-Will stop everything for food, especially peanut butter
-Likes getting head scritched

More evidence to be added as I uncover it

Pinned snoot

Dog
I'm a puppy dog
and I bark bark bark
and I bark bark bark
DOG
I'M A PUPPY DOG
AND I BARK BARK BARK
AND I REFERENCE OLD MEMES

Pinned snoot

Alright well I'm comfortable with my body but I don't really consider myself exclusively male. Is there such thing as male non-binary? If so that's what I am! He/him preferred but they/them okay.

I'm not gonna worry anymore about that being valid. I'm going to be happy being me.

Pinned snoot

Woof. WOOF? Aruff roof! Woof-woof arf woof warroof Mêlée Island™! A-roof wuf: LeChuck! Grrrrrrr! Wuf "LeChuck"? Worf woof woof ruff-ruff wor-roof wuf? Ruff arf-arf, bow-ruff Governer Marley! A-OOOOOO! A-OOOOOOO! (ruff ruff ruff) Bow-roo wuf worrf--Arroooff--LeChuck! GRRRRRRRRR! Arf, oof-oof, Monkey Island™! *sniff sniff*

Owashii :corgi: booped

@owashii
thats even better

"u must dance until the username is changed"

Owashii :corgi: booped
Owashii :corgi: booped

they protecc :possum: 🛡️
they atacc :possum_rawr: 💥
but most important
they have snacc :ms_opossum: 🌮

Owashii :corgi: booped

CuriousCat 

Owashii :corgi: booped

CuriousCat 

CuriousCat 

Owashii :corgi: booped

A magic-wielding female dinosaur would be a sorceressaurus.

Owashii :corgi: booped

I want to see Senor Cardgage have a conversation with the Blubb-O's Drive-Thru Whale.

Owashii :corgi: booped
Owashii :corgi: booped

sever your leg please
it's the greatest day

Owashii :corgi: booped

*Lou Bega voice*

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo Numbers Station

cannabis 

Dog has claimed my arm as a chinrest so I am currently typing with one hand.

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