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List of evidence that I am a dog IRL:

-Immediately perks up at strange noises
-Tilts head when confused
-Doesn't like vacuum cleaners
-Tempted to put head out window while driving, and actually did briefly once
-Sheds a lot
-Will stop everything for food

More evidence to be added as I uncover it

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Dog
I'm a puppy dog
and I bark bark bark
and I bark bark bark
DOG
I'M A PUPPY DOG
AND I BARK BARK BARK
AND I REFERENCE OLD MEMES

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Alright well I'm comfortable with my body but I don't really consider myself exclusively male. Is there such thing as male non-binary? If so that's what I am! He/him preferred but they/them okay.

I'm not gonna worry anymore about that being valid. I'm going to be happy being me.

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Woof. WOOF? Aruff roof! Woof-woof arf woof warroof Mêlée Island™! A-roof wuf: LeChuck! Grrrrrrr! Wuf "LeChuck"? Worf woof woof ruff-ruff wor-roof wuf? Ruff arf-arf, bow-ruff Governer Marley! A-OOOOOO! A-OOOOOOO! (ruff ruff ruff) Bow-roo wuf worrf--Arroooff--LeChuck! GRRRRRRRRR! Arf, oof-oof, Monkey Island™! *sniff sniff*

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Look! @roxy is making a game! Her talent has completely astounded me since BEFORE I started dating her, and she's making AMAZING progress lately.

Lance is real. Let's help make the rest of his world real!

RTs appreciated!

patreon.com/Lumi/

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@Sapphicgiraffic @hyperlink it would just be a mob movie where the entire fedi raises pitchforks against the folks who won't just scoot scoot or let hyperlink on their laps

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“Hot Tub Time Machine” movie parody “Hot Tub Hyperlink” staring @hyperlink

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@owashii @hyperlink hehehehehehehehehehheHehHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH yooooooooooup

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@owashii @hyperlink OH NO I JUST REMEMVERED I HAVE BEANS NOT FINGERS 'asdjfajsdfjaiodg ioahdfjadklj kldsjf jkldfsjklsdjfakljshghtahrs'jmg

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@hyperlink @owashii what is cerebral fluid but a hot tub for your brain meats

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@hyperlink @owashii where were you

When hyperlink

Admitted the hot tub wasn't even real after an hour lkajdlkfjadslkjf

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@ari made a pistachio nutsona so that Mr Peanut wouldn't be the only one and I'm crying he's so sweet

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Hey y'all! I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone that snouts has a code of conduct including requested content warnings. If you haven't read our COC in a while, it's always worth a fast refresher: snouts.online/about/more

We ask for content warnings on upsetting or NSFW content, including joke posts. Even jokey references to certain topics can be upsetting for folks, and accommodations are easy to make. Please be considerate and tag when appropriate. Much love and thank you!

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"I'm the master of hand to hand arithmetic!"

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Krystal was a lot of people's first furry crush for a lot of us but now I wonder what younger folk are running into nowadays.

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lgbt stands for Lets Buy Guns for Toe mater

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Who do I ask about requesting an emoji?

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