Pinned snoot

posts on Regular Mastodon are like "hi I'm Clover, I'm a howlennial living with my partner out in the Pacific Northwest, I'm not much of a creator but I dabble in world-building and my hobbies include cycling, guitar, and costuming" and on Furry Mastodon they're like

Pinned snoot

update: we've discovered that the song is β€œMake Me Lose Control” by Eric Carmen, which is neither of these things.

a powerballad is playing on the radio at this IHOP and my partner remarks, β€œI can't tell if this is The Killers or an actual song from the eighties.”

every time someone makes a snouts alt "just to give (being a furry) a try" we grow more powerful

Picked up more merch and less art at MFF this time around, but I did get a sketch of my Blaziken from Graveycat and I'm still stunned by how powerful she looks. πŸ’ͺπŸ”₯πŸ”

Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Rita. Long ago, the four mambos lived together in harmony.

it's not even a mambo. this is a clear example of loudonarrative disbeganance

I forgot I had my email client running fullscreen behind Hypnospace Outlaw, and closing my fake inbox only to be greeted by my real inbox was a surreal experience.

introducing my new recommendation for the fediverse: embrace, extend, extinguish:

embrace: hugs are now free
extend: long boys are up to 20% longer
extinguish: you don't have to be on fire if you don't want to be

it's working fine now, but I somehow managed to trip my car's anti-theft system when I tried to start it earlier, so that was an interesting conversation with my dealership

β€œotakus are weird sometimes,” I muse to myself as I follow along with the video, hands immersed in a cold water basin to fully soak my Cute Nerd Dog and Buff Jock Cat dakimakuras

back home from the furry convention and searching reddit's anime boards for pro-tips on how to hand-wash a body-length pillowcase, because I could think of no more knowledgeable a source on this particular subject

forgetting to put the Do Not Disturb sign on my door and waking up to hotel staff in my room blasting "Down With The Sickness"

"How about a kiss, for luck?"
"You've GOT to be kidding!"

This is an early birthday present for @owashii because I can't WAIT to post this beautiful imagery πŸ’š

Anyone know if there's an official/unofficial Masto meetup at MFF?

Scary BTs got you stranded in the middle of a dead America? Got no bridge baby? Just slap a to your chest and start walking!!

tired: chicago-o'hare int'l

wired: airport west of central knot city

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