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If people want the Smart Content from the wise and intelligent Shel Raphen they can follow my Twitter. This where I post about being a dog and loving my companions and chosen family and the minute by minute updates on my pelvic incisions

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Let's be real 90% of this is account is me venting about my physical health and people don't know that when they send a follow req.

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blocking me for being "wrong" and "obnoxious" and "pressing my face up against your window at night" is basically stalinism-

The proud people of Suckansas have been gay and horny since we were incorporated by President Dipshit McGraw in Aughteen Dickety-two, and we dare you to stop us.

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IN TERMS OF TIME SIGNATURES WALTZES AND FLOSSING ARE IN THE SAME CATEGORY

furry conventions? u mean the all u can eat gay buffet?

femmes scare me, dude. how the fuck do you contour. how do you walk in those. why is your purse so heavy. are you like fucking rock lee with that shit? are you going to one day switch into sneakers and a t shirt and fucking punch clean through my chest? can you do that already? jesus christ can i have your number

Shabbat shalom! Have a poem. I was reminded tonight how nice it is to share poetry outside of patreon. That said ofc for more poetry check out patreon.com/shelraphen

Thinks about how I definitely had a crush on Ricky the kangaroo from the Zelda oracle games

brioche levels are holding at 72%

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Bourgeois democracy is democracy of pompous phrases, solemn words, exuberant promises and the high-sounding slogans of freedom and equality. But, in fact, it screens the non-freedom and inferiority of women, the non-freedom and inferiority of the toilers and exploited.

    - V. I. Lenin, Soviet Power and the Status of Women (1919));

re: ronald mcdonald and his pregnant husband sans undertale 

ronald mcdonald and his pregnant husband sans undertale 

ummm actually the s is voiced :/ it's pronounced peniz

Dreamt my roommate had 3 well trained birds who she kept untrained, and would give the best behaved bird a shiny badge to make the other birds envious, encouraging them to strive to be the best good bird.

While sleeping on the couch, I had accidentally spoken in my sleep something which the birds interpreted as "bring me stuffed birds" I guess, as I was awoken (within the dream) by the three birds rapidly bringing me many stuffed seagulls and pigeons more and more surrounding me

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