So I just sent this text to our upstairs neighbor who is also the landlord's son. The censored name in the text is a former roommate.

Aerial shot. These are all our dishes that went missing when this former roommate had been living with us. We assumed she had taken them.

Transcription of the text message:
"Hey FYI, in case you've been wondering, the paper maché vulva sculpture in the basement full of dirty dishes, was something *** made which we only found today while investigating a strange smell we've noticed around the house. It's not ours and we are currently figuring out what to do with it. Anyway, if you've noticed an odd smell like a naired skunk lmk cuz we're trying to figure out the source."

COULD ANY OF THE WITCHES OF MASTODON HELP CONFIRM IF MY OLD ROOMMATE WAS ACTUALLY USING OUR DISHES IN THIS VULVA SHRINE TO HARNESS OUR ENERGIES FOR RITUALS?!?!?!

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