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Yes I'm into BDSM.


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Me: "Mom, dad, I have something to tell you."
Mom and dad: *both stop chewing*
Me: "I'm secretly Canadian." *pulls a hockey stick and a bottle of maple syrup out from under the table*
Mom: *starts crying while dad comforts her*
Me: "I'm so sorry aboot this, eh."


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My dumb ass doing dumb things 

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RT @[email protected]
I have to work all weekend, but I suppose it’s okay cause last weekend was nothing but these two

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Broke: They're coming in hot!
Woke: They're coming in gorgeous!

I haven't had any coffee this morning and I'm feeling it

I want a bigger bed.
And someone to cuddle with in that extra space.

Hope y'all have a wonderful day or night.
Also stay hydrated. Water is important. So is food.

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they say a picture is worth more than a thousand words.

the average feature film is 110 minutes long, so at a standard 24fps that's 24*60*110=158,400 pictures. multiplying by a thousand we get 158,400,000, the worth of an average film.

now let's think of a random book, let's go with the bible. of course there are different versions, but the King James bible has 783,137 words. 158400000/783137 ≈ 202.

so at exactly 110 minutes, Disney's Ratatouille is 202 times as good as the bible.

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Lewd, nsfw 

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“Let loose the dogs of war!” I howl as I let my miniature schnauzer out for his afternoon piddle

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punk rock levels are 100% and rising

(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■

Dream, + 

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