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Yes I'm into BDSM.

Burgers
Donuts
Soup
Mayonnaise

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Me: "Mom, dad, I have something to tell you."
Mom and dad: *both stop chewing*
Me: "I'm secretly Canadian." *pulls a hockey stick and a bottle of maple syrup out from under the table*
Mom: *starts crying while dad comforts her*
Me: "I'm so sorry aboot this, eh."

Work 

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Dog, eye contact 

Butts 

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portland / read if you are attending counter protests 

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@all of fediverse
You're cuties, don't forget that <3
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Forza, crashing, smashing, YT link 

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Cars, people, nyoom 

Cars, people, nyoom 

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Wild controversial take 

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Fun fact: each book scanned for the Internet Archive has a unique identifier, usually the title of the item, or its first 16 characters; the volume number, or 00 if there isn't one; and the first 4 characters of the author. So:

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folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...

i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.

please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!

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dream 

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snouts dot online

snouts.online is a friendly, furry-oriented, lgbtq+, generally leftist, 18+ sex-positive community that runs on mastodon, the open-source social network technology. you don't need a snout to join, but it's recommended!

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