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me: *punches @masanbol* what is my fursona
@masanbol: fuck you ass hole
me: *throws a chair at wall* how do i get a fursona
@masanbol: got o hell

A bard whose instrument is an ice cream truck

people in Oregon love when a slice of bread is shaped like Oregon, which is basically any slice of white bread that's just a little smushed on one side.

such a beautiful culture.

i cant believe hatsune miku has been made president of the free software foundation

i need a job / pdx or remote 

ffxiv, weird, lewd i guess???? 

ffxiv, weird, lewd i guess???? 

ffxiv, weird, lewd i guess???? 

I've been in such severe pain lately that I ran out of painkillers early, I'm not allowed a refill until the 27th so I'm saving this last one for massive crisis and just gonna have to do OTC which basically does nothing until then 🤷‍♀️

Started reading Good Omens yesterday and already it's made light of Nazis, the KKK, and conflict in South America, so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the TV adaptation is vastly better

over a year ago I found a sprouted avocado seed in my compost pile. I potted it up just for fun and now it's over a foot tall!

Staring at someone for a long time and then gagging suddenly is a really cool icebreaker I learned from my dog

Anime transformation sequence but at the end of it I'm just lying in bed

i don't need a ph tester to tell who's a basic bitch

I just did a cleaning blitz in the kitchen and now I feel unstoppable

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