Pinned snoot
Pinned snoot

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Pinned snoot

me: *punches @masanbol* what is my fursona
@masanbol: fuck you ass hole
me: *throws a chair at wall* how do i get a fursona
@masanbol: got o hell

Google Assistant fires up on "hi/hey/ok goo*" and since I talk to our pets and call them "good x" a lot my helpful surveillance phone is always beeping at me offering assistance

I am honestly going to be whispering, "it's a car in a very small tunnel" all day

Help, I cannot stop snorting at "it's a car in a very small tunnel"

he was a hall
he was some oats
can i make it any more obvious?

make that SIX and at least three of them were phone calls I'm drunk with power

well well well, it it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

I have accomplished an unheard-of number of Adult Tasks this morning (four)

dirt: if you're a girl online, are you a girl in real life?

Goddess: yes my child :blobhalo:

dirt: and if you're an ass hole online, are you an ass hole in real life?

Goddess: yes my child :blobhalo:

dirt: then surely, if you're popular online, you are popular in real life :blobaww:

Goddess: 😬

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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

boost if you give goths permission to pose and take photos on your grave after you die

@Apow I can't believe I just followed someone at piss dot restaurant let it be a testament to how much I appreciate you

ozymandias used to be the world's most powerful person. but he was the first ever human being to get bofa'd. the shockwave owned him so hard his goliath statue crumbled into dust. only the pedestal remains today

probably that I always say hi to people when I join and stuff and try to be friendly

my mom would say it's my strong leadership qualities but she'd be wrong

oh my goddd how do I always end up with party leader in Eureka

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snouts dot online

snouts.online is a friendly, furry-oriented, lgbtq+, generally leftist, 18+ sex-positive community that runs on mastodon, the open-source social network technology. you don't need a snout to join, but it's recommended!

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