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me: *punches @masanbol* what is my fursona
@masanbol: fuck you ass hole
me: *throws a chair at wall* how do i get a fursona
@masanbol: got o hell

also sims 4 is free right now go get it!

Sadly I can still feel terrible pain through the fog

Real bad pain day today lads and the painkillers are putting me in a fog

*sidling up sexily* is there an...Umbral Mozzarella? *wiggles eyebrows*

I should've made my some tea with the momentum of getting up but I didn't and now I'm too tired to get up again lol

i succesfffffully tanked a eureka lighta farm partyh bujt now my hands are jello lol also crasing hard so mi taking myself to fb ed with extreme ssprejudice sorry bad typing ama shake

I have done many chores, now I retire to Eureka hell

dunking a bag of tea into hot tap water exactly once then throwing it into a bin while maintaining eye contact.

intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."

Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*

if everyone is cool.... then we will all be cool


"The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a bi pride channel"

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