Lumpy Sporks Princess 🌟 @[email protected]

A bard whose instrument is an ice cream truck

My height? 666

people in Oregon love when a slice of bread is shaped like Oregon, which is basically any slice of white bread that's just a little smushed on one side.

such a beautiful culture.

i cant believe hatsune miku has been made president of the free software foundation

i'm looking for work. i have 7 years tech experience from doing help desk to senior software engineer. i've managed an IT department. i literally can't get a call back for anything. i'm just looking for something that pays over $15 an hour and isn't ethically corrupt. if you have any leads please let me know!

update: they finally ran out

how the fuck is she not running out of the food items

there is a lady standing here in limsa who has been chain-eating food items for the last three hours while wearing only the sugarloaf hat and i am about 95% sure this is a sex thing somehow

over a year ago I found a sprouted avocado seed in my compost pile. I potted it up just for fun and now it's over a foot tall!

Clio has been crowned Cilantro Princess #GuineaPig

Staring at someone for a long time and then gagging suddenly is a really cool icebreaker I learned from my dog

Anime transformation sequence but at the end of it I'm just lying in bed

never empathize with bosses

i don't need a ph tester to tell who's a basic bitch

Jamp