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me: *punches @masanbol* what is my fursona
@masanbol: fuck you ass hole
me: *throws a chair at wall* how do i get a fursona
@masanbol: got o hell

every time you pop a duty roulette and the last dps doesn't click confirm an angel dies

I wonder how many PowerPoints have been made in the Pentagon to discuss the storming of Area 51.

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me: watches an episode of Deadwood
inlaws: "hi dear, we just wanted to see how you're fee..."
me: "sup cocksuckers"

I have discovered the secret to mental health and it is serotonin through getting good mail every day. Attached please find a monthly schedule to send me nice mail,

hey humans if you have binders you don't use anymore, you can send them here for rehoming:

looks like they're out of stock of used binders so it'll be good to buff their inventory!

(i just unearthed a couple that are gently-worn and they just didn't suit me so i'm shipping 'em over)

#ftm #trans #transmasc

Glad you asked!
1. Pages load twice as fast
2. Laptop battery lasts longer
3. My privacy isn't invaded by 50 different douchebro Silicon Valley companies
4. Your fucking site doesn't slow down my computer to a crawl and I can actually read your fucking articles

Remember that "captain" is a good gender-neutral alternative to Mr. or Mrs.

Oh some of the writing does have translations, but some doesn't. Whyyyy

Ah fuck I forgot that if you have the JP audio track with EN subtitles they don't translate any of the writing on screen. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

Well I'm in massive pain and had to take lots of pain meds so I guess the thing to do is to try to watch Eva again (I started to watch a while back but got distracted. I've seen it once before)

don't be that cis person in queer spaces who writes "human being" on your nametag instead of your pronouns you don't get to decide "labels aren't important" if yours is already considered the default.

i can't teach my demons.. they know how to dougie

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