**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Oct 18, 2018, 00:36

**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Oct 18, 2018, 00:36

Sporks Pantalones @[email protected]

Sporks Pantalones @[email protected]

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FFXIV: Sporks Pantalones @ Hyperion

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Sporks Pantalones @[email protected]

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**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Oct 12, 2018, 18:34

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**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Oct 12, 2018, 18:34

Oct 12, 2018, 18:34

Sporks Pantalones @[email protected]

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**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Oct 02, 2018, 21:56

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**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Oct 02, 2018, 21:56

Oct 02, 2018, 21:56

Sporks Pantalones @[email protected]

me: *punches @masanbol* what is my fursona
@masanbol: fuck you ass hole
me: *throws a chair at wall* how do i get a fursona
@masanbol: got o hell

**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 21:14

**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 21:14

Mar 22, 2019, 21:14

Sporks Pantalones @[email protected]

Google Assistant fires up on "hi/hey/ok goo*" and since I talk to our pets and call them "good x" a lot my helpful surveillance phone is always beeping at me offering assistance

**Sporks Pantalones** · Mar 22, 2019, 19:29

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**Laser** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 19:29

Mar 22, 2019, 19:29

Laser @[email protected]

Improv nowhere

**Sporks Pantalones** · Mar 22, 2019, 18:55

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**Karen** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 18:55

Mar 22, 2019, 18:55

Karen @[email protected]

I am honestly going to be whispering, "it's a car in a very small tunnel" all day

**Sporks Pantalones** · Mar 22, 2019, 18:44

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**Karen** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 18:44

Mar 22, 2019, 18:44

Karen @[email protected]

Help, I cannot stop snorting at "it's a car in a very small tunnel"

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**Sporks Pantalones** · Mar 22, 2019, 19:00

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**nelke** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 19:00

Mar 22, 2019, 19:00

nelke @[email protected]

he was a hall
he was some oats
can i make it any more obvious?

**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 18:58

**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 18:58

Mar 22, 2019, 18:58

Sporks Pantalones @[email protected]

make that SIX and at least three of them were phone calls I'm drunk with power

**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 18:50

**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 18:50

Mar 22, 2019, 18:50

Sporks Pantalones @[email protected]

Raving Noodle [Found it!] #FFXIV

**Sporks Pantalones** · Mar 20, 2019, 18:24

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**rues** @[email protected] · Mar 20, 2019, 18:24

Mar 20, 2019, 18:24

rues @[email protected]

well well well, it it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 18:43

**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 18:43

Mar 22, 2019, 18:43

Sporks Pantalones @[email protected]

I have accomplished an unheard-of number of Adult Tasks this morning (four)

**Sporks Pantalones** · Feb 02, 2019, 06:01

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**dirt** @[email protected] · Feb 02, 2019, 06:01

Feb 02, 2019, 06:01

dirt @[email protected]

dirt: if you're a girl online, are you a girl in real life?

Goddess: yes my child :blobhalo:

dirt: and if you're an ass hole online, are you an ass hole in real life?

Goddess: yes my child :blobhalo:

dirt: then surely, if you're popular online, you are popular in real life :blobaww:

Goddess: 😬

**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 18:38

**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 18:38

Mar 22, 2019, 18:38

Sporks Pantalones @[email protected]

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**Sporks Pantalones** · Jan 12, 2019, 13:04

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**thomas the twink engine** @[email protected] · Jan 12, 2019, 13:04

Jan 12, 2019, 13:04

thomas the twink engine @[email protected]

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

**Sporks Pantalones** · Mar 10, 2019, 00:39

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**rues** @[email protected] · Mar 10, 2019, 00:39

Mar 10, 2019, 00:39

rues @[email protected]

boost if you give goths permission to pose and take photos on your grave after you die

**Sporks Pantalones** · Mar 22, 2019, 05:33

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**ross classic** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 05:33

Mar 22, 2019, 05:33

ross classic @[email protected]

I’m Percy Shelley, Bysshe!

**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 16:34

**Sporks Pantalones** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 16:34

Mar 22, 2019, 16:34

Sporks Pantalones @[email protected]

@Apow I can't believe I just followed someone at piss dot restaurant let it be a testament to how much I appreciate you

**Sporks Pantalones** · Mar 22, 2019, 05:23

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**A Online Horse** @[email protected] · Mar 22, 2019, 05:23

Mar 22, 2019, 05:23

A Online Horse @[email protected]

ozymandias used to be the world's most powerful person. but he was the first ever human being to get bofa'd. the shockwave owned him so hard his goliath statue crumbled into dust. only the pedestal remains today