Sporks Pantalones @[email protected]
My mom thinks I'm awesome, but she doesn't read my toots. Don't read my toots, mom!
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also sims 4 is free right now go get it!
Sadly I can still feel terrible pain through the fog
Real bad pain day today lads and the painkillers are putting me in a fog
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profiterole vision
*sidling up sexily* is there an...Umbral Mozzarella? *wiggles eyebrows* #FFXIV
Astral Mozzarella [Found it!] #FFXIV
I should've made my some tea with the momentum of getting up but I didn't and now I'm too tired to get up again lol
I AWAKEN
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[batman voice] im mothman
I have done many chores, now I retire to Eureka hell #FFXIV
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@laurie the holy Trinity? you mean the triforce?
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soup with grill marks
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dunking a bag of tea into hot tap water exactly once then throwing it into a bin while maintaining eye contact.
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intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."
Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*
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sysadmin? no im a transadmin
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if everyone is cool.... then we will all be cool
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#LBT "The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a bi pride channel"
My mom thinks I'm awesome, but she doesn't read my toots. Don't read my toots, mom!
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Joined Oct 2018
