It’s a good day at work when despite causing hours of downtime you can sit back and think “I’ve just earned my annual salary because of this.”

not to get all horny on main but... (plus a pun) Show more

One day I just want to insult someone by calling them “a fucking piece of toast” just to see how it goes down.

I have a new shift schedule starting tonight and so it really, really doesn't feel like Sunday.

Gotta get up to make taquitos but, and hear me out, what if I just sat here instead?

It's twenty days until Christmas but what the heck, I CANNOT WAIT.

@Ween will be with his family this holiday season but that doesn't mean we can't still be festive gay dads to our tiny human son, @Kavaeric

Art by Vesperverses on Twitter/Vespervescent on FA. So, so good.

Sergal in clothes. Show more

*spends lots of time and money redesigning character outfit*

*doesn't commission them in it*


@srgl might be on break from work but he's never on break from my bullshit

alcohol Show more

This entire week of shifts would be an irredeemable shitshow if I hadn’t ended up working the coziest positions I’m qualified for. ^.V.^

I’m gonna get home from night shift and then I have to make the decision to either go to bed and lose most of Thursday to sleep, or try and keep awake until 8 or 9.

smoking Show more

Spending work downtime in the comfy chair oh yeah.

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