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GEORGE: So there I was, vorin' the guy
JERRY: As you do.
GEORGE: And he was about halfway down when I thought of something.
JERRY: Here we go.
GEORGE: So I pull the guy out, and he's all drippin', and I ask if, you know, I can have his stuff after.
ELAINE: You asked if you could have his stuff?
JERRY: How'd you ask?
GEORGE: Just like that. "Can I have your stuff after?"
JERRY: So what'd he say?
GEORGE: He just kinda looked at me until I swallowed him again. Took his TV on the way out.
catgirl: doc, i can't fall asleep most nights, my brain won't shut off even though it's dark and i'm tired
catgirl: i think i have insomnyaa〜
catgirl: hey asshole this is actually a major quality of life issue for me
vet: say it again!
vet: ok let's start with a trial pack of Nyaambien to see how you tolerate it
catgirl: i hate that you're the only vet around here that takes my job's nyaansurance
I'm a (usually) smol dragon.
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