Tori @[email protected]

Just a general heads-up to anyone who might not have talked with me before, there are a few things I really don't want to talk about, like...ever

1.) Me moving to Seattle

2.) My job

3.) Unsolicited advice/support

4.) My current living situation

These sorts of things really do bring out the worst in me and I don't want to give off the wrong impression. I'm generally a pretty positive person, but these are things that will make me quite the opposite ;;

So here's a list of things I'm into that I will post under these CWs--if you don't want to see them, add these exact phrases (case doesn't matter) to your "mute" list in your preferences!

[NSFW Furry Art] for any and all porn I draw

[Horny talk] basically any and all things sexual I talk about in earnest will have this

[Horny shitpost] see above, but with irony

Anything more specific will have a slash after to separate it from broader subjects.

Belated intro post!

I go by Tori, my sona is a deer

I'm an Alaskan Native, demi/pan, cis, and an artist

solidarity

You can expect the occasional doodles drowned out by constant shitposts, and NSFW posts (with appropriate content-warnings, of course)

Whenever I get into new video games I tend to obsess about them and love talking about them

Socialist / BLM / Antifa

Empathy above all

pinned toot

Babe made us some spicy chicken ramen using zucchini noodles and I feel so good right now aaaaa

(trick question, topping with most others gives me hardcore performance anxiety and I'll likely not even stay hard, so HA)

I cum in like 30 seconds

I don't know if this makes me the best or the worst top ever

a mom and pop store full of leather and bondage gear

the Dom And Top store

I dunno, I think I'd be a lot less upset about this if I was confident that money from people like me would come back to us in the form of government funded public assistance but

we all know that's never happening.

Not that I mind paying taxes at all, but

jesus christ, I'm not making -that- much money, why do I owe $600

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RU is YOU
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You're so fucking cute!!

enjoying myself some vinny vinesauce

Why can't I just live in Seattle right now

I wanna spontaneously take a cute friend to dinner or coffee

and doubledate other cuties with my hubby where all four of us are doing something fun

I wonder what it's like existing without accepting that you'd rather die before 50 than live a full life

having something to look forward to instead of working yourself to the grave because your efforts have a price placed on them instead of inherent value

I try not to think about it too much because when I do

I don't know why I'm still trying.

I work pretty hard, especially at things that I'm legitimately passionate about

but I'm never going to feel that way about tech or science, so I guess I'll never get to retire or own a home

Some people will get to be generally happy, take frequent vacations, own whatever they like

and I don't deserve those things because I'd rather have a job where I work with people and do art.

Hi, welcome to Papa Murrsuits, what kind of pizza would you like?

also drink water, you're thirsty,

just a reminder about posting nsfw art on Mastodon

*please be transparent about what's in the picture and use effective tags. If you're hiding something, it's on you to make sure your audience knows what's in store for them.

*don't repost art without sourcing. Art theft sucks, and stealing from artists -suuuuucks-

*If you feel iffy about whether or not something should be CW'd, always better safe than sorry! A CW isn't going to stop someone who wants to see what you're tagging it with.