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i am antifa pescatarian little gnome furry on main.

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:sm64_y: :sm64_e: :sm64_e: :sm64_y: :sm64_e: :sm64_e:

- he/him
- 23
- disaster bisexual :heart_bi:
- trans/nb :trans: :heart_nb:
- ADHD and BPD, psych says probable OCD
- white
- ♓ ♈ ☀️, ♈ 🌑, ♏ ⬆️

my fursonas are a leopard gecko and a chihuahua bc i can't decide between the 2.

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anyway, i usually don't make these, but i want a dnf/i on this account:

please dni if:
- you support incest, adult/minor romantic or sexual relationships IN ANY WAY, even fictional
- you're any kind of right-wing shithead
- you think "free speech" means you should be able to use slurs and make racist/sexist/LGBTphobic/ableist/etc. jokes and ppl can't be offended at you

if i see you making racist/sexist/LGBTphobic/ableist statements/jokes i will block you.

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i like to use the battery emoji in my description to show my current social energy/activity level.

:battery_full: - active, chatty
:battery_ok: - off and on, generally responsive
:battery_low: - not that active, low energy
:battery_empty: - asleep or at work or smth

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asking for an autograph on a piece of paper with "AUTHORIZATION FOR A REVERSE MORTGAGE" in giant letters across the top

*puts arm on cop’s shoulder*
You know, it’s not too late for you to turn your life around. You’re still young, you can put all of this down and go get certified as an electrician or an RN or lots of things. It is possible for you to make a good honest living.

It's not selfish to love yourself, take care of yourself, and to make your happiness a priority. It's necessary. ~ Mandy Hale

(R, G, B): (0.022, 0.914, 0.050)
Polish type: metallic
Percent full: 58.6

a small thing that improved my quality of life immensely:

getting a rly long charging cord for my phone so that i could lounge on my bed normally while charging it, instead of sitting hunched near the wall until it was charged.

didgeridoo levels are 30% and steady

(30%) ■■■□□□□□□□

@vee I LOVE U❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

i'm deep diving into yoube toube poupes again

@vee but let some dude tell you that there's no overrepresentation of cis hetero couples lmao

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