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hi I have lived in Chicago for…a while

Should I kill the “from twitter” CW on my cross-posts? it seems pretty annoying

I got sick of the junk thing the Trib dumps on my doorstep every week so I called them and asked them to stop and I was called “ma’am” multiple times during that call and ??? I wasn’t even trying but uh wow thanks

twitter's ad algorithm, over the past week, has tried to sell me ovarian cancer drugs, dresses, and supplements to treat low testosterone levels. should i feel validated that i've confused a computer about my gender?

update: we’re eating the chèvre we got from this creamery and it’s heavenly

This campground is very wet.

(my partner is clumsily waving a pair of discarded glow sticks around)
“Are you at a rave or guiding a plane?”
<giggles> “…both?”

From twitter

“Wanna go over to the creamery and visit the goats and cows?”
“I dunno. Let’s ruminate on that for a moment.”

at an LGBT campground that I’ve been going to for years and i need to start coming out to people just to get my cis gay friends to stop trying to randomly tweak my nipples every time they see them

*sound of attack jet flying over our house* “Yeah, let’s get the hell outta here.”

Note to self: lilies are very pretty but they’re also fragrant, toxic to cats, and you’re allergic to them

OH, after watching a couple people dance, badly: “salsa is a dip! it’s not a garnish, it’s a dip!”

facebook’s ad algorithm either figured out my affinity for crop tops, or discovered I’m trans but picked the wrong direction

hm I think my shoulder bag might read furry enby just a little today but im off to a queer street fest so hi im out here today

I learned today that brooms give one of my cats a _serious_ anxiety attack (and he gets violent when that hits). I wonder what happened to him in the past :(

I think I need more coffee

wretched creature that is trying to steal my tuna salad

“We just committed a felony in Wisconsin”
“What?”
“We’re out of butter.”

me: "why is the intonation on this bari sax so bad after playing it for an hour"
also me: (empties spit valve) "oh, right, I forgot about that part"

(ewwww)