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running late as I search my spice cabinet for the only missing ingredient in the dish I'm bringing to the potluck

"AAHHH, I DON'T HAVE THYME FOR THIS!!!"

remember that old 90s movie quote

"ET Home Alone"

pokemon fortnite battle royale where the premium currency is saws bucks

bad joke 

getting thrown out of a target for kicking the self check-out register for not giving me change in bitcoin

I'mma be real with you 57th Prime Minister of Japan, Shinzo Abe, but your far-right politics and reliance on xenophobia and racism won't improve Japan's declining birthrate.

daisy dukes have visible pockets so that strangers can warn you when your caprisun is getting low

i scoff at hemingway and his six-toed cats

for i have surpassed him and invented

the seven-toed dog

i do donuts in the denny's parking lot until the screech marks spell out "i'm gay"

no one calls the cops and they don't arrive because this is a utopian dream society where bastard cops don't exist

food 

ok post update!

I'm Kayde! I also go by my other sonas' names Dan, Nyl, Max, Tack, or Pico (yes i have too many sonas)

I'm panromantic, gray-ace, non-binary, and incredibly loud about it :heart_pan:​:heart_ace:​:heart_nb:

I post a lot about my fursonas, pooltoys, games, horny shit, and the occasional leftist politics; check the art gallery link in my profile if you wanna see any of my sonas

basically, I'm gay

so does @otteruw8ing4 just have an alert set up for the phrase "fuit gummy"??

Important Research Poll: Participants Welcome.

Q: Would you smooch a goat?

gonna go out on a limb here and say

asgore

is cute

vore 

micro, horny 

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